Stayed up WAY too late on Twitter last night playing “Add a Word, Ruin a Movie,” where you, um, add a word to a movie title to imply a new, much worse movie. My favorites to come out of last night:
The Girl with the Temporary Dragon Tattoo
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction
Batman Forever Stamps
The Cabin in the Hundred-Acre Woods (one of mine, albeit slightly cheatery)
Equestria Mean Girls
Romy and Michele Bachmann’s High School Reunion
How about you folks? Got any of your own?